Funny Birthday Wishes: These birthday wishes are very funny which you can attach to your birthday greetings. The way of wishing the happy birthday differs person to person, usually, people use to wish the happy birthday to their friends in a funny way to make the day special and memorable. People are taking to funny birthday wishes to make the other person smile from ear to ear. Here we are posting such useful wishes like.
For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with friends and family, and just chill. Keep it clean and don’t forget to douse the insults with cute one-liners that make up for all the crazy things you’ve said.
1) Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
2) Happy Birthday best friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopaedic shoes on and let’s dance!
3) One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
4) Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
5) Have you checked the number of candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday Funny Boy!
6) Can you remember those young, healthy and colourful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
7) Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!
8) If it’s your birthday, then you better dress for the occasion. Wear your birthday suit. Just kidding, your suit is probably too wrinkled.
9) On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
10) The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday.
11) The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
12) The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
13) You are my best friend and you give me 10 times more then what I want. So, on your Birthday, A super exciting party is from my side. Remember 10 times more! Happy Birthday, Brother!
14) You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
15) Did you know that there are some really cool, smart, and important people born on your birthday? Unfortunately, it turns out that you are not one of those people.
16) Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
17) ON your Birthday, You will be having all personal crises or your will start wondering about the purpose of life. Don’t worry it’s just for one day of a year. You will be back to normal after one day.